German Shepherd “I Don’t Have Trust Issues, I Have Security Protocols” Funny Dog T-Shirt
S / Athletic Heather
$33.99
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$33.99
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A German Shepherd stands proudly behind a wooden sign bearing the playful message, “I Don’t Have Trust Issues, I Have Security Protocols.” It’s a lighthearted nod to loyal guardians, watchful pups, and the people who know their dog takes home security seriously. Wear it on neighborhood walks, at the dog park, or during relaxed weekends with your favorite four-legged protector. The classic regular-fit tee keeps the look easygoing while the bold design brings plenty of canine personality.
Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton; heather colors contain 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) fabric
- Regular fit with true-to-size sizing
- Side seams, neck tape, and a ribbed knit collar help maintain shape
- Tear-away label with DTF inner neck labeling
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
German Shepherd “I Don’t Have Trust Issues, I Have Security Protocols” Funny Dog T-Shirt
$33.99
Sale price
$33.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.50 | 20.51 | 22.24 | 24.02 | 25.25 | 26.73 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 29.49 | 30.98 | 32.25 | 32.99 | 33.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton; heather colors contain 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) fabric
- Regular fit with true-to-size sizing
- Side seams, neck tape, and a ribbed knit collar help maintain shape
- Tear-away label with DTF inner neck labeling
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry