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The front features a detailed German Shepherd surrounded by paw prints, greenery, and the cheeky message: “I Don’t Have Trust Issues, I Have Security Protocols.” Its sturdy boxy silhouette and slightly cropped body bring an easy, casual shape to everyday outfits—whether you’re heading to the dog park, relaxing at home, or showing your canine loyalty on walks and errands. The pigment-dyed finish adds a lived-in vintage character, while the substantial cotton fabric gives the shirt a structured feel. 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